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His pack of lies did not cause any great disaster. They doubled the
Sun's circulation to 20,000 copies - the highest in the world at that
time - and they raised public excitement about the Moon and its possible
inhabitants, and extraterrestrial intelligence generally, to a pitch
that would not be reached again until the days of the Apollo landings.
Locke was a clever deceiver. Herschel, being so far
away, could not be contacted for verification. Locke's articles were
allegedly re-printed from the non-existent Edinburgh Journal of
Science, sent to him by a Scottish astronomer, Dr Andrew Grant, who
did not exist either.
He was also an expert at pseudo-scientific
techno-babble. In 'a supposed conversation with his assistant, Herschel
is made to ask whether it was possible to ``effect a transfusion of
artificial light though the focal object of vision". In plain
language, this means shining a searchlight on the Moon, but plain
language would have been fatal. He stated that Herschel had built a
seven-ton telescope with a magnification of 42,000, a power that would
have enabled him to peer down at the Moon as if from a few miles.
With this, Herschel was reported to have seen lunar
creatures walking with ``erect and dignified" postures, making
"impassioned and emphatic gestures" which indicated that they
were ``rational beings.''
Locke's downfall began when he stated that some notes
from the Edinburgh journal were being withheld because they were ``too
mathematical for popular comprehension". Astronomers pounced.
Where, they demanded, were these mathematical notes? At the printers,
Locke said innocently, but eventually he had to admit that they were
forgeries.
Herschel, when finally shown Locke's articles, was at
first furious, asking who had written this ``drivel.'' But when told of
the newspaper's massive circulation increase, he understood how the hoax
had aroused public interest in science, and roared with laughter.
There has since been a noted lack of good
astronomical hoaxes. My hopes rose in 1978 when the Cutty Sark Scotch
Whisky Company offered £1 million to anyone who could discover an alien
artefact and bring it, at their own expense, to the Science Museum in
London. I hoped someone might fake up something and give the company a
well-deserved fleecing, but nobody did.
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